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Saturday, September 24, 2022

Ads - Part 26

 Clothing Ads

We've already seen how some fashion designers use naked men in their ads.  Here's a classic example by Valentino.  The woman's clothing is the product.  The man is just to get your attention.

Here, the underwear, which is hardly visible, is the product, but the point of the ad is not to show off the product.  It's to grab your attention so you remember the name Gucci.

I thought this ad couldn't be showing the product.  I mean, does Givenchy make blue jeans?  It turns out he does.  A pair of Givenchy jeans costs only $1055.

Jordy is a costume designer for dance competitions who also makes menswear.

This ad for Little Boy Blue swimwear again doesn't show off the product.  Instead, it shows off the model, Stefan Pinto.  Advertisers know the power of suggestion: buy Little Boy Blue swimwear and you'll look like this guy.

How to make socks sexy?  Show a bunch of naked young guys wearing them.

Shoes can be sexy, too.  Buy Adidas shoes and look like this guy.  And to further appeal to you, the ad says, "Runners, yeah, we're different."  Because everyone likes to think they're different.

Not to be outdone, this Reebok guy is REALLY different.  Well, it got your attention, didn't it?

Friday, September 23, 2022

Festivals - Part 28

 Woodstock Poland

Woodstock Festival Poland is an annual rock festival held in Poland since 1995.

In Polish, it used to be called Przystanek Woodstock, which means Woodstock Station, and in English it was called Woodstock Festival Poland.  But in 2018 there was a licensing dispute with Michael Lang, producer of the original Woodstock in America, and as a result, the Polish festival was renamed Pol'and'Rock Festival.

Under any name, it's a huge event.  Since 2014, the attendance has been 750,000, making it one of the biggest music festivals in the world.

Above is a naked run at the festival in 2013.

A front view of the naked run.  Most runners' faces are covered, and the one that isn't covered is pixellated.  I love the fact that they covered or pixellated faces, not bodies.  That gives the runners anonymity and still lets viewers enjoy the nudity.

Note the guy in the background on crutches at the 2014 festival.

Now we see why he used crutches – he's missing a leg.  But that doesn't stop him from enjoying the festival naked, here in the big mud puddle where people were taking mud baths.

My favorite photo from Woodstock Poland is from the 2014 festival: three buddies posing naked with a smile.  Pozdrowienia (greetings)!

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Fall Equinox 2022

 Fall Equinox

Today is the Fall Equinox in the U.S.  In England, it's called the Autumn Equinox and it occurs in the early hours of Sept. 23.  The equinox will be celebrated there by holding the annual North East Skinny Dip on Sunday, Sept. 25 at Druridge Bay in Northumberland, England.  This short video clip shows part of the event in 2018.  The crowd gathers on the beach before sunrise.  Then, when it gets light, everyone runs naked into the North Sea.

The photo above is from the 2018 run into the chilly North Sea, where the water temperature in September averages 59 degrees Fahrenheit.

This was the view in 2017.  Nice dawn colors that year at the east-facing beach.

This rather romantic picture shows two naked guys at dawn on the beach.

After a short dip in the chilly sea, it's time to head back to shore, like this guy with his horsie – oh, pardon me, his unicorn.

The event raises money for MIND, a mental health charity.  Since 2012 they have raised over £80,000 ($94,000).

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

World Naked Bike Ride - Part 30

 Brighton 2014

Here are some more World Naked Bike Ride participants who caught my eye.  Today's photos are from the 2014 WNBR in Brighton, England.  These two guys are as naked as you can get, not even wearing shoes.  They're also identifiable because they each have a peace symbol painted on their chest.

Starting the ride, one guy is walking his bike.  His buddy is almost hidden from view behind him, and the guy at right in the orange cap is the guy who they were posing with in the last photo.

They're both riding barefoot.  This would be painful if the bike pedals have little teeth to grip your shoe, but it's not a problem with flat pedals.  The guy on the right is not wearing sandals.  Those are pedal straps, intended to fasten your foot to the pedal.  The strap has fallen off his left foot. But maybe you weren't looking at the pedal straps.

Here he is again wearing the pedal straps.  Pedal straps are used for high-performance racing, because they let you exert force pulling up on the pedal as well as pushing down, but they are not needed for slow riding like the WNBR.

And here's his buddy.  The symbol on his chest originated in 1958 as a symbol for nuclear disarmament by British anti-nuclear activists, but in the 1960s, Americans opposing the Vietnam war adopted it as a peace symbol, which is what it generally stands for today.

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Not the Same Old Song - Part 19

 My Favorite Things

In The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews sings My Favorite Things to calm the children during a thunderstorm.  "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ..."

I changed the words a bit.  As you'll see, my list of favorite things may be a little different from Julie Andrews' list.  I call this the R-rated version.

But I kept coming up with more new lyrics.  So I couldn't resist making a second version of the song.  Of course, I never post porn.  What, never?  To quote from Gilbert and Sullivan's HMS Pinafore:

What, never?
No, never.
What, never?
Well, hardly ever.

A bit of the video is the same, but most of it is different.  I call this the X-rated version.

Which version do you like better?

Monday, September 19, 2022

Gods, Myths and Heroes - Part 21

 Achilles

Achilles is the hero of Homer's Iliad, the story of the Trojan War. The Iliad and the Odyssey, Greek epic poems written down in the 8th century BC, are considered to be the first works of Western literature.  The very first line of the Iliad is:

Sing, goddess, sing of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus

But before we get to the Iliad, we need to set the stage with a little background.

Troy was a city-state on the eastern side of the Aegean Sea in what is now Turkey.  According to myth, a prince of Troy named Paris was asked to choose which of three goddesses, Hera, Athena, or Aphrodite, was the most beautiful.  Paris chose Aphrodite.

Above is The Judgment of Paris by Rubens, c. 1599.  Yes, it has a lot of Rubens' typical female flesh, but there's some male skin on view, too.

The reason Paris chose Aphrodite is that she promised him the most beautiful woman in the world, Helen, in return.  Problem: Helen was the wife of Menelaus, King of Sparta.  Paris came and seized Helen and took her back to Troy.  Menelaus convinced all the other Greek city-states to go to war against Troy.  Thus began the Trojan War, and Helen became "the face that launched a thousand ships."

By the way, in the Iliad, the gods take sides in the Trojan War.  Hera and Athena were on the Greek side against the Trojans.  They were still nursing a grudge against Paris because he chose Aphrodite as the most beautiful.

Above: Abduction of Helen of Troy by Paris by Eugene Francis Savage, c. 1915.

Meanwhile, who was Achilles?  He was the son of Thetis, a sea nymph.  Thetis dipped the infant Achilles into the underground river Styx, which in Greek myth separates the living world from that of the dead, making him invulnerable everywhere except where she held him by one heel.

Above: Achilles Dipped into the River Styx by Rubens, c. 1650.

Achilles was then turned over to the centaur Chiron, who mentored and taught the youth.  Above is Chiron Instructing Achilles in the Bow by Giovanni Battista Cipriani, 1776.

The Iliad takes place in the last year of the Trojan War.  The Greeks have been besieging Troy for ten years with no success.  Achilles, by now a young man, is the Greeks' greatest fighter.  His companion is Patroclus.

Above is a drinking cup c. 500 BC showing Achilles bandaging the arm of Patroclus.  Note that, although they're clothed, the skirts of their costumes are so skimpy that Patroclus' dick and balls are exposed.  This was not viewed by the Greeks as obscene.  Greek art routinely showed male nudity.  Only if the penis was shown as large or erect was it considered vulgar.

Were Achilles and Patroclus "more than friends"?  Although the Iliad says nothing about it directly, ancient Greek writers such as Aeschylus and Plato took it for granted that they were lovers.  The only question was who was the erastes (the active partner) and who was the eromenos (the passive partner), because Patroclus was a few years older, but Achilles was certainly stronger.

In the Iliad, the trouble in the Greek camp starts when Agamemnon, the king of Mycenae, takes a female captive named Briseis away from Achilles.  This is an insult to Achilles' honor, whereupon he refuses to fight in the war.

The gif above is from the 2004 movie Troy, showing Brad Pitt as Achilles getting it on with Briseis.  The film absurdly portrays Briseis as Achilles' main love interest, which she wasn't.  If you imagine that Brad Pitt is doing it with Patroclus, not Briseis, you'll be a lot closer to the original story, but of course a Hollywood movie wouldn't show that.

Without the hero Achilles fighting, the Greeks start losing.  Patroclus, trying to help, disguises himself by wearing Achilles' armor and leads the Greeks into battle.  But Patroclus is killed by Hector, a prince of Troy who is the Trojans' greatest hero.

Above, Menelaus holding the dead body of Patroclus, a Roman copy of a Greek original 240-230 BC.

Achilles is heartbroken and distraught over the death of Patroclus, another clue that they're more than friends.  He now has no armor (the Trojans took his armor off the dead Patroclus).  In the painting above by Henri Regnault, 1866, Achilles is weeping over the dead Patroclus when his mother, Thetis (remember her?) appears bringing him armor forged by the god Hephaestus.

Achilles, in a rage over Patroclus' death, slaughters half of the Trojan soldiers who come out to fight, enough to clog the river with their bodies.  Then he engages Hector, who had killed Patroclus, in single combat and kills him.

Above, Combat of Achilles and Hector, 490-460 BC, British Museum.  Achilles is at left.

Instead of returning Hector's body to the Trojans, Achilles dishonors the body by dragging it around the city behind his chariot.  Above, Achilles Dragging the Body of Hector by Alexander Rothaug, c. 1930.  Eventually, after the king of Troy begs him, Achilles relents and gives back the body.

That's the end of the Iliad.  The war isn't over (that happens in the Odyssey, when Odysseus comes up with the Trojan Horse trick).  And Achilles is still alive and well.

But remember how Achilles was invulnerable everywhere except his heel?  A later account tells how prince Paris avenges his brother Hector by shooting an arrow into Achilles' heel, which kills him.

To this day, the tendon that connects to your heel, running along the back of your ankle, is known as the Achilles tendon.

Above, The Wounded Achilles by Filippo Albacini, 1825.

Sunday, September 18, 2022

College Streaking - Part 30

 Round 2
Kansas through Texas

Concluding my second round of photos of the 1974 college streaking craze with photos from 8 different states.

Wichita State University, Wichita, Kansas.  This appropriately labeled photo is the last page of the 1974 yearbook Parnassus.

Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, Kentucky, from the 1974 yearbook Talisman.

Bates College, Lewiston, Maine, March 14, 1974.

Montclair State College, Montclair, New Jersey, March 7, 1974.  The caption says "motives for streaking have not yet been determined."  How about for the fun of it?

Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio, March 6, 1974.

A very short film clip of streakers at the University of Tulsa, Tulsa, Oklahoma, March 3, 1974.

Winthrop University, Rock Hill, South Carolina, March 11, 1974.

We end with a video of a streaker at the University of Texas at El Paso in 1974.

This ends Round 2 of my photos of the 1974 college streaking craze.  Like all fads, it died out as quickly as it started.  But college streaking didn't end after 1974.  Some colleges even started a tradition of having a yearly campus streak.  Stay tuned.