Election Day 2024

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Election Day 2023

 Election Day

Today is Election Day in the U.S.  This is an off-year, so there are no important federal elections, but there are gubernatorial elections in two states (Kentucky and Mississippi) and local elections in many cities.

So, today's post is about voting.

In 2012, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors was considering a law to ban public nudity, which until that time had been perfectly legal.

Supporters of nudity rallied, reminding the politicians that naked people vote.

However, the politicians weren't too concerned about the nudist vote, and they passed the ban.

Nudity is also a good way to get out the vote.  This Instagram post by DJ and songwriter Diplo urged people to register to vote.

And this Comedy Central skit by Adam W urged people to "vote naked" in the pandemic year 2020 by voting by mail.

So, if you have elections where you live, make sure to get out and vote!  Then you can say "I voted", like this guy ...

and this guy ...

and this guy, who seems really excited to have voted.

We end with this grainy photo of the penis of hunky actor Chris Evans (Captain America) that got leaked just before the 2020 elections.  Evans handled the leak with aplomb.  "Now that I have your attention, VOTE!" he said.

Election Day 2022

 Election Day

Today we look at some nude politicians, real and fake.  Regardless of what you thought of him when he was Governor of California, there's no denying that Arnold Schwarzenegger, above, was easy on the eyes.

If a rear view of Arnold isn't enough, here's a front view.  The last time I showed this photo, a viewer thought it was a fake, but it's real.  It was taken in the 1970s and published in Spy magazine.  After it was published, Arnold appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show, and Oprah asked him if the nude photo upset him.  He answered, "Why would I get upset about the nude photograph that I posed for an artist for, for a sculpture?  I'm not embarrassed.  I have nothing to hide."

In this sequence from the movie The Terminator, Arnold has just arrived stark naked as the Terminator.  We get a nice rear view of him as he surveys his surroundings, and he's even full-frontal for a moment.  View this full-screen for more detail.

Meanwhile, to our north, here's a faked image of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper in 2011.

A few years later, Justin Trudeau became Prime Minister of Canada.  There are no nude photos of Trudeau that I know of, but fake nude images of him abound, inspired by his youthful good looks.  Here's a fake of Trudeau that's a takeoff of a painting by Jacques-Louis David called Portrait of Madame Recamier.

There's a whole set of fake nudes of Trudeau, including the one above, on a site devoted to Rule 34: if it exists, there's porn about it.

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As I said yesterday, let's get rid of the right-wing politicians and followers of Trump who don't believe in free elections or LGBTQ rights. If you haven’t already voted, make sure to get out and vote!

Election Day 2022

Get Out and Vote,

Otherwise They Will Decide the Election

Here are excerpts from a trivia contest on the Howard Stern show a few years ago.  Remember, if you don't vote, people like these bimbos will decide the election.

(There's a naked male here, so bear with me.)

Above: Howard was asking some really tough questions (not).  The first question: Who wrote Tom Sawyer?

Next question: What three ships did Columbus sail to America?  And a naked challenge.

Next question: What African country was Nelson Mandela president of?  Luckily for us, our male contestant turns out to be no Einstein, either.

Last question:  What does UPS stand for?  (Hint: it's not United Pussy Service.)

So, if you don't want people like these bimbos to decide the election, get out and vote!

Election Day 2022

 Election Day Reminder

The gif above is from a video of U.S. Congressman Madison Cawthorn, a Republican from North Carolina. On Jan. 6, 2021, he voted not to certify the Electoral College results, and he claims that the 2020 Presidential election was fraudulent. He opposes LGBTQ rights. This July, he voted against the House bill to protect the right to same-sex and interracial marriage.

The video shows him having sex with another man.  He verified that the video was real, but he claimed that they weren't having sex, and he just did it to be funny.  I have no problem with him having gay sex. My problem is with his hypocrisy, with his opposition to LGBTQ rights, and with his support for Trump's attempt to overthrow the government. It's now a moot point, since he lost the primary in 2022, so he will not be reelected.

But we need to get rid of all the others like him.  If you haven’t already voted, make sure to get out and vote!