Not the Same Old Song - Part 71

Christmas

For Christmas this year, here's my version of the old favorite Deck The Halls.

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Not the Same Old Song - Part 56

Christmas

For Christmas this year, here's my version of the old favorite Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Not the Same Old Song - Part 39

Christmas

For Christmas this year, here's my version of the popular song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.  My version is called Rudolph the Red-Faced Rent Boy.  This is definitely not the Gene Autry or Bing Crosby version.

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Hiking - Part 44

 Mecca Hills Christmas Hike

Every Christmas, a group of men in Palm Springs, California went for a naked hike in Mecca Hills.  This hike was in 2009.  A couple of the men on the hike got into the Christmas spirit.

Stopping for a snack.

Along the trail.

Smile!  You're on Candid Camera.

The whole group (minus Paul Quesnell, the photographer).

Hiking up a canyon.

And then they retrace their steps back to the parking area.  One advantage of hiking on Christmas day: there's nobody else there!

We never got to see the photographer, Paul Quesnell, on this hike.  Here's a photo of him on a different occasion.

And here's a photo of his balls and his "turtle dick" (his words).  All of these photos are from his Flickr site, shared under a Creative Commons license that allows publishing all of his photos for non-commercial purposes.  Including this photo.  That's an unashamed male.  Thanks, Paul!

Christmas 2022

Christmas

Here's another version of The Twelve Days of Christmas.  As usual, I slightly altered some of the wording – for example, who wants four calling birds when you could have four (naked) college nerds?

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve drummers drumming

Eleven pipers piping

Ten lords a-leaping

(Members of the Royal Australian Air Force diving into a water hole, Darwin area, Australia, 1943)

Nine laddies dancing

Eight men "got milk"ing

Seven swimmers swimming

Six guys a-laying

Five golden rings

Four college nerds

(Cal Poly State University students streaking in 1974)

Three French men

(French rugby players Arthur Garrigue, Alexandre Didy and Thomas Lode)

Two purple gloves

And a partner who'll bare with me.

(Favorite unashamed male FKK lad, at right, with his boyfriend Toby.)

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Christmas

Christmas

 Last year I contributed a Christmas post to my friend Jerry's blog Vintage Muscle Men about the Twelve Days of Christmas, using the vintage photos that Jerry loves.  I slightly altered some of the wording – for example, who wants four calling birds when you could have four (naked) college nerds?  Here's my latest version using some not-so-vintage photos.  Enjoy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve drummers drumming

Eleven pipers piping

(Parade in New York City, 2015, answering the question: what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?)

Ten lords a-leaping

Nine laddies dancing

Eight men "got milk"ing

Seven swimmers swimming

Six guys a-laying

Five golden rings

Four college nerds

(Yale students at the Yale-Harvard game in 2016)

Three French men

(French rugby players, from the making of the Dieux du Stade calendar, 2007)

Two Turkish hugs

(Turkish oil wrestlers)

And a partner in a pear tree.

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Christmas

 Christmas Songs

An Unashamed look at some favorite songs:

🎶 Chest & nuts roasting by an open fire ...

🎶 I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

🎶 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

🎶 Frosty the Snowman
(From a 1925 German postcard of an anatomically correct snowman ... and snow woman)

🎶 Don we now our gay apparel (fa la la, la la la, la la la)

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve

 Santa Claus is Coming Tonight

This isn't a porn blog, but sometimes we have a little fun. 😈Here's our version of a familiar song:

(to be sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

Take off your shirt and open your fly

Santa Claus is coming tonight.

He’s making a list and checking it twice

Thinks naughty guys can be pretty nice

Santa Claus is coming tonight.

He sees you when you’re wanking

He knows when you have come

Your birthday suit he thinks is cute

And he likes your little bum

So, you better watch out, you better just grin

Sit on his lap and let it go in

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming 

Santa Claus is coming 

Tonight!