Poem of the Day - Part 36

 Little Boy Blue

The earliest printed version of this nursery rhyme dates from 1744, but the rhyme appears to be much older.  Shakespeare refers to it in King Lear:

                Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepheard?
                Thy sheepe be in the corne

Here's my slightly altered version of the rhyme:

                                        Little Boy Blue, come blow my horn,

                                        The sheep's in the meadow,

                                        The cow's watching porn.

                                        Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

                                        He's out by the haystack,

                                        Going balls-deep.