Christmas Eve

 Santa Claus is Coming Tonight

This isn't a porn blog, but sometimes we have a little fun. 😈Here's our version of a familiar song:

(to be sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

Take off your shirt and open your fly

Santa Claus is coming tonight.

He’s making a list and checking it twice

Thinks naughty guys can be pretty nice

Santa Claus is coming tonight.

He sees you when you’re wanking

He knows when you have come

Your birthday suit he thinks is cute

And he likes your little bum

So, you better watch out, you better just grin

Sit on his lap and let it go in

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming 

Santa Claus is coming 

Tonight!