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Sunday, December 22, 2024

Poem of the Day - Part 62

 What Are Big Boys Made Of?

You know the children's rhyme:

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
    Snips and snails
    And puppy-dogs' tails
That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
    Sugar and spice
    And everything nice
That's what little girls are made of.

Of course, that's highly gender-biased, but never mind.  A while back, I came across a variant on the Internet called What Are Big Boys Made Of?  Unfortunately, I didn't record where I found it, but here it is, accompanied by some photos that I added.  And I also added one more verse of my own at the end.

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What Are Big Boys Made Of?

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Balls and a tool
    And everything cool
That's what big boys are made of.

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Gym shorts and jocks
    And stiffening cocks
That's what big boys are made of.

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Sharing the showers
    And jerking for hours
That's what big boys are made of.

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Locker room peeking ...

    And fun college streaking
That's what big boys are made of.

(Above: Columbia University streakers)

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Striving for cleanness
    When washing the penis
That's what big boys are made of.

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Offering his butt
    To someone uncut
That's what big boys are made of.

What are big boys made of?
What are big boys made of?
    Fucking his bum
    Until you both come
That's what big boys are made of.

4 comments:

Big Dude said...

Cleverly done. I like the cocks in the pic. That ling-skinned uncut meat in the first shot looks deliciously suckable

CAAZ said...

I love big boys, thanks for that awesome rhyme.

SickoRicko said...

I like the GIF at the end.

Naven1918 said...

Beautiful!! A mature rendering of a classic nursery rhyme! (I think I harboured those thoughts while in the nursery!!)