Presidents Day 2024

Presidents Day

Today is Presidents Day, when we honor U.S. presidents.  We don't have naked photos of any presidents, but artists have come up with some imaginative images, not to mention some imaginative fake photos of more recent presidents.

Of course everyone knows that our first president was George Washington.

The red-haired Thomas Jefferson was not gay, despite this drawing, but he was lusty.  He had sex with his slave Sally Hemings and fathered several children by her.

Abraham Lincoln and George Washington?  I don't think so.

This 1906 editorial cartoon of a naked Theodore Roosevelt is actually flattering, showing him as an infant Hercules battling the serpents of Standard Oil, including John D. Rockefeller at right.

This is Roosevelt's successor, William Howard Taft.  This is a fake photo, but a real photo would probably look very similar.  Taft was the fattest president at over 350 pounds.

There are no naked photos of Dwight D. Eisenhower, but this fake photo of him with Winston Churchill recalls an incident when Churchill was visiting the White House during World War II when Franklin D. Roosevelt was president.  Roosevelt entered Churchill's guest bedroom to find Churchill naked.  Churchill, unruffled, said "The Prime Minister of Great Britain has nothing to hide from the President of the United States."

I could find no naked photos of John F. Kennedy, real or fake, but we do have this fake photo of John F. Kennedy, Jr.

Months after seizing power in Cuba in 1959, Fidel Castro visited the U.S. and met with Richard Nixon, who was vice president at the time.  Above is an imagined depiction of that meeting.

A fake photo of Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan.  They are no doubt toasting Gorbachev's policy of glasnost (openness).

More glasnost in this fake photo of Gorbachev, Russian president Boris Yeltsin, and George H. W. Bush.

A fake Newsweek cover featuring Bill and Hillary Clinton.

A fake photo of George W. Bush with Osama bin Laden.

This fake photo of Barack Obama is quite flattering.

I presume that this portrait of Donald Trump by Illma Gore is anatomically correct, showing him with a micro-penis and no balls.

I couldn't find any naked pictures of Joe Biden, real or fake, but this is supposed to be a selfie of his brother Frank Biden.  I presume it's fake, but if it's real, then the Bidens may have the right stuff in more ways than we thought.