Poem of the Day - Part 29

 The Firefly

by Odgen Nash

                The firefly's fame

                Is something for which science has no name

                I can think of nothing eerier

                Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerier

This gif is from a video where our human firefly removes a lightbulb from an overhead light and sticks it into his ass, then puts his finger into the empty lightbulb socket, and when he switches on the electricity, the bulb lights.  Note: don't try this at home!  Of course, it's a trick, because that can't really happen, but I think it fits this poem pretty well.