Chim Chim Cheree
Did you know that it's good luck to give a blowjob to a chimney sweep? I have the proof right here, sung by Dick Van Dyke playing Bert the chimney sweep in the movie Mary Poppins. Who would have thought there was a song about oral sex in a Disney movie? Careful, Dick, there are children present!
OK, full disclosure: I cut out two words. The original went "or blow me a kiss." But I like my version.
2 comments:
LOL!!!
We'll forgive you!
You are so clever!
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