Super Bowl

 Super Bowl Sunday

Who's going to win the Super Bowl today?  I don't have a clue.  I'm the kind of guy who has to look up who's playing (LA Rams vs. Cincinnati Bengals), because I don't watch football.  But ask me about sightings of naked football players in the locker room – now you have my interest.

I couldn't find much for the LA Rams.  But I found a couple of locker room sightings for the Cincinnati Bengals.  The first one is a clip from a 2013 locker room interview with Bengals rookie Rex Burkhead, above, with an unidentified player putting on his shorts in the background.

The second one is a 2014 locker room interview with Bengals player Andrew Whitworth.  On the left, over his shoulder, we have an interesting view of another unidentified player.  But it's pretty small on screen.  Can we make it bigger?

Yes, we can.

Finally, here's a video of streaker Mark Roberts at Super Bowl MCMLXXXVIII.  (Just kidding.  But honestly, isn't using Roman numerals for Super Bowls rather pretentious?  But I digress.)

Streaker Mark Roberts wasn't completely naked – he wore some kind of G-string – but I have to applaud his effort.  He snuck onto the field dressed as a referee, which was pretty ingenious.

Now, if I knew there was going to be a naked streaker, I might watch the game.