Not the Same Old Song - Part 4

There is Nothing Like a Dick

This one's for my friend Jerry at Vintage Muscle Men, because he appreciates the classics.

In the movie South Pacific, the soldiers sing There is Nothing Like a Dame, expressing their frustration at not getting any sex.  In my version, There is Nothing Like a Dick, that would be easily remedied if they would just look around them.

I took the scene from the movie and substituted wordless voices generated on my synthesizer.  My lyrics are slightly different from the original version, as you'll see.