Poem of the Day - Part 95

Monty Python's Penis Song

Today's poem is a song from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 1983.  In the film it is sung by fully clothed Eric Idle at the piano in a lounge, and no penises are visible.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.