Events - Part 93

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn

From 2013 to 2015 the Kings County bar in Brooklyn, above, hosted the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest.

Customers viewing the contest could drink a Penis Colada.

It wasn't just a contest for who had the smallest penis.  In 2013 they did measure the penises (above), but they didn't even bother to measure them in 2014 and 2015.

It was really a kind of combined beauty pageant and talent show for men with a small penis and the balls to show up.  The remaining photos are from the 2015 contest.  There were 5 contestants in 2015.  The competition consisted of three rounds.  The first round was "formal wear" (above).

A closeup of the "formal wear".

The second round was "swimwear", which didn't cover much.  Above is contestant Puzzlemaster. 

A closeup of Puzzlemaster in "swimwear".

The third round was a talent contest.  Above, contestant Cromwell singing.

Contestant Rip van Dinkle singing.

The judges awarded the 2015 title to Puzzlemaster.  In the talent contest, he sang the theme from "Goldfinger" in which he changed the words to "gold dinger."

We end with this view of Puzzlemaster.  His real name is Taylor Campbell, and he flew in from Wisconsin to be in the contest.  He won a prize of $500, but more than that, he won the proud title of "Smallest Penis in Brooklyn."

In late 2015 the Kings County bar closed, and that was the end of the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest.