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Monday, August 10, 2026

Olympics - Part 24

 Joe Thornton & Brent Burns

Joe Thornton (at left), is a Canadian hockey player born in 1979.  He played for Canada in the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin and the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, at which the Canadian hockey team won gold.

ESPN featured him and Brent Burns (at right), another Canadian hockey player, born in 1985, in their 2017 Body Issue.  Burns did not play in the Olympics.

Here they are again, but how did their beards get so long?

Groomers from ESPN brushed over 70 feet of synthetic hair in six different colors to make the fake beards for the Thornton and Burns photo shoot.

And this was the result.

Here's a nice rear view without the fake beards.  Burns is on the left and Thornton on the right.

And a bit of horseplay ensued.

5 comments:

Vintage Muscle Men said...

That little GIF at the end made my day.

SickoRicko said...

What fun!

Anonymous said...

All that effort on fake beards, yet coy about displaying natural genital diversity and completely ignoring teeth.

I only just realised how ideally angled the hockey stick is likely to be for prostate massage. Not sure about the size though.

Anonymous said...

Not a fan of the beards. But those beefy bare butts....superb.

CAAZ said...

WOW, those are long. They both have great bods and butts.