Poem of the Day - Part 85

 Eggs Rated
by Shel Silverstein

Here's Shel Silverstein's poem Eggs Rated.  It features clever wordplay.  I have accompanied it with some photos to make it not just eggs-rated, but X-rated.

These eggs

Are eggscellent.

I'm not eggsaggerating.

You can tell by my eggspression

They're eggceptional –

Eggstra fluffy,

Eggstremely tasty,

Cooked eggactly right

By an eggspert

with lots of eggsperience.

Now I'll eggsamine the bill ...

Ooh – much more eggspensive

Than I eggspected.

I gotta get out of here.

Where's the eggxit?