Eggs Rated
by Shel Silverstein
Here's Shel Silverstein's poem Eggs Rated. It features clever wordplay. I have accompanied it with some photos to make it not just eggs-rated, but X-rated.
These eggs
Are eggscellent.
I'm not eggsaggerating.
You can tell by my eggspression
They're eggceptional –
Eggstra fluffy,
Eggstremely tasty,
Cooked eggactly right
By an eggspert
with lots of eggsperience.
Now I'll eggsamine the bill ...
Ooh – much more eggspensive
Than I eggspected.
I gotta get out of here.
Where's the eggxit?
4 comments:
I'd cheerfully suck off the man getting blown in the first shot.
You're very clever.
What an eggstravaganza ! :-)
-Rj
Thank you, Rick. I had fun doing it.
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