Young, Dumb and Full of Cum
Meanwhile, in the movie, Lieutenant Joe Cable gets a boat ride to the mysterious island Bali Hai. Upon arriving, Bloody Mary leads him to a little hut where he finds her lovely daughter, Liat. Bloody Mary had been planning this all along – she wants Lieutenant Cable as a son-in-law. No sooner has she left the young couple alone than they're all over each other. Since it's a family movie, we don't see anything X-rated. Instead, he sings Younger Than Springtime to express his feelings for her.
In my version, Bloody Mary has already hinted to Lieutenant Cable that he might not be as straight as he thinks he is. He gets a boat ride to the island of Bali Gay, where Bloody Mary leads him to a little hut where he finds her son, Lee. Bloody Mary leaves them alone, and, since this isn't a family website, in my version, Younger Than Springtime becomes Young, Dumb and Full of Cum.
5 comments:
So far, Larry,not a single one of these little clips has played on my f**king tablet. Damn!
I'd have to say, your lyrics are more realistic!
Very hot video!
I'm sorry, Tom. I upload them as mp4 files, which should be universally viewable.
Tom, since you're one of my faithful followers, I'd like to try sending you the video as a file to see if that works. Send me a private email at unashamedmale@gmail.com (your blogger comments have no return email address for me to reply to).
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