Jack Daniel's
Currently, there is a case before the Supreme Court where Jack Daniel's is claiming trademark violation by a maker of a doggy chew toy that parodies a bottle of Jack Daniels. Clearly, Jack Daniel's has no sense of humor.
The next three photos are not from Jack Daniel's ads, but they might have been effective in conveying the subliminal message: drink Jack Daniel's and you'll be like this hunky guy. He's not naked in the first photo, but there's a VPL showing through his wet underwear.
The model is Jay Gould, trying to look surprised here, and the photographer is Manuel Hernandez.
Finally, an unobstructed view.
But let's get back to Jack Daniel's ads. They have never featured naked men, but as a public service, I'm going to offer my suggestions for how they could. In 1953, this ad's slogan was "Jack on the rocks."
Jack on the rocks? OK.
In 2019, the slogan was "Pick boldly."
This guy wants to pick you up boldly.
This 2014 ad said "Your night, your move."
OK, your move.
And in 2016 it was "Come as you are."
That one was too easy.
We end on a note of caution not to overindulge. This guy was photographed in the New York subway in 2014, alternately dozing and swigging Jack Daniel's.
5 comments:
Priority Seat for Nekkid Drunks
Wow, Larry, this was a great post. I am completely floored to see that cum shot. It IS a handsome one. I think ejaculation is the summit of being male, and jizz is our essence. Thanks for a terrific post.
love the model! and the shot od the most precious liquid of men.
I don't care for drunk people, but if a fellow was drunk AND naked, then I would definitely want to be sitting across the aisle from him. Hopefully, he would drop off to sleep so that I can gaze at his genitals!!!
Jay Gould has a fine ass.
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