Puppetry of the Penis
In 1997, Australians Simon Morley and David 'Friendy' Friend created an act inspired by Simon's collection of "dick tricks". They called it Puppetry of the Penis. It consists of the two guys naked on stage, each contorting his penis, testicles, and scrotum into various shapes, while a giant screen at the back of the stage provides an enlarged close-up view so everyone can see.
Of course, there are only so many shapes that you can make with your penis, testicles, and scrotum, and most of them are really pretty stupid, but they're so outrageous that the audience loves it.
They have performed around the world, and the show is so popular that they have licensed other teams in Australia, the UK, and America to perform it.
What follows are some of their dick tricks, extracted from the only complete video of their act that I could find. It has French subtitles, but the audio is in English (with an Australian accent), so if you're not French, just ignore the subtitles.
We start with one of their classics, the Hamburger.
A little stretching produces the Eiffel Tower.
But that's not the only thing they can stretch. This is the Boomerang.
What time is it? Well, get out your wristwatch.
Watch the screen in the back for a closeup view of The Eye.
After doing a Woman trick (the old mangina thing that everyone has seen), the audience is unprepared for the Other Woman.
Here's a Slow Emerging Mollusk.
We'll close with The Fan. It's not the end of their act, but I'm exhausted just looking at it. One thing is for sure: these guys are world-class unashamed males.
7 comments:
very nice and well done!!!
The live show is a hoot. They held auditions here a few years back for a new US tour. In the Did You Know Department: If you get even a semi-erection during the audition, you are automatically dismissed.
Oh, "Naked Boys Singing" is another fun show!
Getting hard could lead to some interesting additions to the repertoire, such as (1) The Leaning Tower of Pisa (2) Darth Vader wearing his helmet (3) Mt. Vesuvius erupting.
Hilarious show, my bf and I got to see it in LA several years ago. We came home and experimented with some of the puppetry, but were too “excited” to do anything!
Egg drop. Piss in a toilet, jerk off, clamp down on your foreskin as you cum, retract your foreskin and watch your jizz fall into the toilet.
My roommate used to do these things all the time in college. Then I decided to show him what a foreskin can do.
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