Gods, Myths and Heroes - Part 76

Church Signs

Churches often post a sign, usually about the upcoming church service.  Here are some notable ones.

Above, what kind of pleasures are they talking about?

Oh, rubbing one out.  Even better if a friend does it.

But you can do more than that.  Come and eat pastor Thomas Ressler, who apparently has the best sausage in St. Louis.

And for those into rear pleasures, a tongue getting into a tight place ...

can bring a man to his knees.

You may be thinking, don't churches frown on this?  Apparently not.  Jesus said, bring me that ass (Matthew 21:2).

This preacher's sermon is about having a peter in him.

And if you can both do each other, great things happen.

This church went as far as holding an anal convention, for which they thank the Lord.

(Note: apparently they meant "annual convention", but somebody couldn't spell.)

We end with this very religious question: how often do you come?