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Monday, September 29, 2025

Performers - Part 75

Gronibard

Gronibard (above) is a French grindcore band that started in 1998 as a gay joke band.  They frequently perform in the nude.  Album titles include We Are French Fukk You (2008), Anal Penetration (2009) and Regarde Les Hommes Sucer (See the Men Suck), 2022.

Lyrics for the song See the Men Suck

C'est pas possible ! Ce sperme a un tel bon goût ! Il coule au fond de ma bouche, et de ma gorge ! Cette sensation de chaleur, c'est incroyable ! C'est délicieux !

(No way! This cum has such a good taste! It's running down my mouth, and my throat! This warm feeling is incredible! It's delicious!)

A review of their 2022 album Regarde les hommes sucer said: "Clean your underwear, Gronibard is back! After 14 years of deafening silence that nobody has necessarily missed, the grindcore quintet returns with ‘Regarde Les Hommes Sucer’, a new album that smells of the anus and other delicate aromas. Faithful to its original values, Gronibard deliberately remains – given the limited skills of each of its members, this is in any case the communication strategy that the group has adopted – stupid and limited to what happens under the belt. Stuck at the anal stage since its creation, the group finds itself in perfect harmony with these shitty times."

Band members include Anal Capone (real name Aurelien Mangot), vocals,

Necronembourg, vocals and guitar,

P'tite Bite (real name Cedric Meganck), guitar,

(Note that in French slang, petite bite means little dick)

Albatard, bass,

(Note that batard means bastard)

and Godemichel (real name Gilles Delecroix), drums.

(Note that Gode Michel means Michel Dildo)

We end with an excerpt from their performance at the Obscene Extreme festival in the Czech Republic in 2004.  I couldn't detect any music being played, but I'm not a connoisseur of grindcore.

2 comments:

whkattk said...

Taking it to the extreme. 😉

SickoRicko said...

People actually PAY to see this crap?!