Celery
by Ogden Nash
Celery, raw
(Photo: Player in Boston Red Sox locker room, 1956, by LIFE photographer George Silk. Note the naked player in the background.)
Develops the jaw.
(Photo: Player in Boston Red Sox locker room, 1956, by George Silk. Note something peeking out.)
But celery, stewed
(Photo: favorite unashamed male FKK Lad in the kitchen.)
Is more quietly chewed.
(GIF: Captain America actor Chris Evans in the movie What's Your Number.)
3 comments:
Well done, Larry!
It reminds me of when I was singing as a tenor in a choir (40 children and teens and 10 man for the tenor and bass parts. We were mainly the dads.)
During the interlude, we usually have water as our throats needed relief.
But the issue was that our «boys» were experiencing the need to go pee and happened what had to happened. During a Christmas concert one youn boy couldn't retain himself and peed in his pants.
One lady, a mom who was helping us, had the bright idea to serve us some celery during the interlude. It was more soothing to our throats and less dangerous for «some urgent leaks»... LOL !
So fun
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