Larry's Fairy Tales - Part 5

Sleeping Beauty (continued)

A hundred years later, in a nearby kingdom, the behavior of Prince Harry was becoming a problem.

(Photo: fake photo of British royal family, after Harry's naked shenanigans in Las Vegas)

Harry had been happy with his Army buddies during his military service.  He loved simple male camaraderie.  Like licking your buddy’s nipples.

(Photo: Prince Harry licking a buddy's nipple.  Real photo, not fake.)

Or pinching an athlete’s nipple at a sporting event.

(Photo: Prince Harry pinching the nipple of volleyball competitor Ashley Coles at the Invictus Games, 2016)

One night, Harry was dreaming of his army mates, as he often did.

(Photo: British paratroopers supporting Prince Harry by posing naked, 2012, after Harry got in trouble with the royal family by being naked in Las Vegas)

Then his dream changed into a beautiful young man lying asleep.

    “He needs you,” a fairy voice whispered.  “You have to rescue him.”

After some more specific directions from the fairy voice, Harry set out to rescue the beautiful sleeping man.  He found the castle surrounded by a forest of thorns.

(Cover of the book Durchs Wilde Kurdistan, art by Sascha Schneider, 1904)

But a chainsaw quickly took care of that.

(Strunk chainsaw ad, 1953)

Harry climbed the stairs to the room at the top of the tower, where the beautiful sleeping man lay.

(Man ascending stairs, Eadweard Muybridge, c. 1884)

Harry kissed the sleeping man on the cheek.  Nothing happened.

(Photo: Prince Harry kissing a soldier.  Real photo.)

    “Give him a real kiss,” said the fairy voice.  Harry kissed him on the mouth, with tongue.  Beau opened his eyes and smiled.

    “Hi, I’m Harry,” said Harry.

    “You certainly are.”

    “You’ve been asleep for a hundred years.”

    “Wow!  No wonder I’ve got morning wood like you wouldn’t believe.”

(Photo: Prince Harry licking a soldier's face.  Real photo.)

    “I can help you take care of that," said Harry.  "But let me start on your nipples.”

    And they lived happily ever after.

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Note: as always, this story is all in fun.  It is not meant to imply that Prince Harry is gay.  Although he does seem to have a thing about men's nipples.