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Sunday, April 19, 2026

Poem of the Day - Part 85

 Eggs Rated
by Shel Silverstein

Here's Shel Silverstein's poem Eggs Rated.  It features clever wordplay.  I have accompanied it with some photos to make it not just eggs-rated, but X-rated.

These eggs
Are eggscellent.

I'm not eggsaggerating.

You can tell by my eggspression

They're eggceptional –

Eggstra fluffy,

Eggstremely tasty,

Cooked eggactly right

By an eggspert
with lots of eggsperience.


Now I'll eggsamine the bill ...

Ooh – much more eggspensive
Than I eggspected.

I gotta get out of here.
Where's the eggxit?

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Art - Part 3

Moche Pottery

The Moche lived in northern Peru from about 100 to 800 AD, before the Inca Empire.  Their graves have been excavated by archaeologists.  These graves contained pottery.  What the Moche considered appropriate subjects for their pottery was very different from what we're used to from European art.  Above, this naked man is a tame example.  Now, the Greeks and Romans created a lot of sculptures of nude men, so what's different about Moche pottery?

The Greeks and Romans didn't focus on the penis, but the Moche did, like the spout of this Moche pot.

A drinking vessel.  The upper rim is perforated, so you can't drink from the rim.  You have to drink from the penis spout.

Some pots depicted sex.  What was unacceptable in Western art seems to have been a standard subject for the Moche, like this blowjob.

Another blowjob.

Surprisingly, vaginal sex is almost never depicted, but many of the pots depict anal sex.  Was gay sex another standard subject for the Moche?  Apparently so.

Another pot depicting anal sex.

A pottery figure pleasuring himself with a dildo.  We have to wonder whether public blowjobs, gay sex and dildos were commonplace in Moche society.

Finally, some of the pots depicted dead men masturbating.  Apparently, in Moche religion, after you died you could still jerk off in the afterlife.

We end with another dead man jerking off.  That sounds like a very comforting religion.

Friday, April 17, 2026

Beach Bums - Part 82

Kehena Beach, part 3

We've seen Kehena Beach before, but it's worth another look.  It's located on the south side of the "Big Island" of Hawaii, where I live.  After parking on the road, you have to take a rocky trail (above) that descends a 40-foot seaside cliff to get to the beach.

Here's an overall view of the beach.  It has beautiful black sand, and most of the beachgoers are clothed, as seen above.  Actually, nude beaches are illegal in Hawaii, but officials tolerate nudity on certain beaches, including this one, as long as there's no drug trafficking or sexual activity on the beach.

A nude beach-goer at the base of the cliff that backs the beach.

Some more nude beach-goers.

Sitting on the rocks.

A nice view, perhaps from the trail coming down.

The water is fine.

In fact, spinner dolphins are often seen right off this beach (above).  They have been known to swim up right next to people in the water off the beach.

You may also see sea turtles here.  They love the warmth of the black sand.  If you see one, leave it alone.  All sea turtle species in Hawaii are endangered or threatened, so let them enjoy the beach in their own way.

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Gods, Myths and Heroes - Part 79

Bumper Stickers

Some religious people are fond of bumper stickers.  This photo was labeled "Welcome to the Bible Belt."

But the "saved" aren't the only ones with bumper stickers, as seen above.

In religion, there's always room for intolerance.

Then there are bumper stickers for those who are more rational.

Ironically posted on a bumper sticker, because thinking is hard.

This one is more philosophical.  Also note the "Ride Naked" sticker at the top.

This quote is attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte.  My friend Rick will no doubt appreciate it.

And if you don't believe what an atheist says, then answer this.

As the Unashamed Male, I have to end with this one.

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Income Tax Day

Income Tax Day

Today is Income Tax Day.  But this year, it's also National Banana Day, which falls on the third Wednesday in April.  So we're going to look at a few bananas.

We've previously seen the Banana Race that's part of the Tapati Festival on Easter Island.

A bunch of Dole bananas.

This amusing photo is actually a guy holding a banana.

Has Income Tax Day left you feeling like the government has done this to you?

Well, you took care of your taxes.  Maybe it's time to take care of your banana.